ENGLISH BROAD WHO WENT PSYCHO
Bitches start getting attached to niggas,
(I mean 'African Americans', being as I don't want to utilize a politically incorrect term...
Although, I'm so well endowed; I should be allowed to use the 'N' word at my discretion) but in this case I am using it to make reference to myself; in which case, substituting it for 'individual' would be a more viable alternative...
However that would be too much effort, being as I've already written it; notwithstanding the fact that it would detract from the hipness of the original version of the statement...)
Just because you talk to them through private messages…
Ok, say we flirted, we liked each others photos, we did the whole PM thing, we exchanged photos of our respective genitalia and told one another what we were into...
The danger starts when you add them on social media, in this case, it was facebook, where I go to those facebook groups (which had a pretty big audience and she was the administrator of btw)
It's one of those where they post as edgy a shit as we dare one another to post, it's a fun, time waster, but mostly, a quick break from work, when I'm stressed out...
I enjoy using my humor, especially to a receptive audience, which is how she won me over...
I am attracted to smart women and smart women get my humor... If a girl looks like a professional model, with a perfect body, but doesn't get my jokes or remarks...Then she is out, I completely lose attraction for her...
I'll still fuck her, brutally, (don't get me wrong... unintelligent women turn me off, not turn me gay.)
But then I'd not want to talk to her a lot again... But if she wanted to fuck, then I'm there...
(but then I realized, that's what I want)
Because I don't want a relationship, those always fuck me up and I fall behind on months of work...
(I say that in all of my videos; at least three times a week in my personal life, and 5 times a day online)
But all of that innocent, light hearted online friendship, turned into an ugly, bitter, sour, jealous rage, the likes of which I haven't seen since I dated a teenager (like 5 years ago)
Either way; that I was subjected to as a result of liking her pictures and making flattering remarks...
So the question she chose to ask 'the hottest man on the planet' (her words) was "when was the last time you've had sex?"...
she could've asked anything; and yet she chose to ask that...
So I say "last night"
Then this broad flips her shit, blocks me from the group, unfriends me, all that shit and gets all psycho on me, as if I cheated on her...
But the thing is, the bitch is all the way the fuck in England...
So what's she saying? She wants me to stop fucking, just because we text each other a few times?
She knowing full well that this will one day be my livelihood, it's not like she hasn't seen my videos....
So she expects me to all of a sudden, cease and desist from performing in any and all sexual encounters, until further notice?
And she feels that she's entitled to that and it's appropriate out of respect for a few months of an online relationship, only a few weeks that were actually sexual in nature... which consisted of online banter, several messages, the sexually explicit remarks, or jokes, and a few personal ones in private about our respective days in general...
But that's exactly why I don't do this shit, as I said in the stewardess video...
That facebook and Instagram fucks with your head too much and that's exactly what you don't want out of a relationship..
Shit all I want is the sex with no emotions whatsoever...
OK, say we got close since we discussed the possibility of an encounter and we agreed even to make a video and publish it to see how it would do with my fans...
And I agreed to do it, the girl is cute and tiny, plus she wants it rough, as rough as i'm willing to give it... and she's not used to big ones, or very rough, but wants it, because she enjoys pain more than anything...
But she's 8000 miles the fuck away, but even if she was here, I'd still be banging other bitches, because I don't do relationships... I make that clear from the start... no add me on facebook, Instagram, nor aol, or what's that other one?
Myspace; that one... (took me about 45 mins to think of myspace) (k**ding, it was more like 45 seconds, give or take...)
But I guess that since she's not currently getting any; that I am not allowed to either... Bitch please... ??????
How do you expect me to stop fucking? All I'm saying is, if you don't want to know when the last time a nigga fucked... Then don't ask him... (duh) And don't ask me either, for that matter...
This actually happened, I should make this scene happen and contact her, right? She's a cute, tiny darked haired, gorgeous eyes and has a cute smile, she's an English girl...
On top of that, she's sweet, has a great sense of humor, enjoys mine, asks me questions about work and about my day...
Think I should call or message her?
(FUCK NO, DUMBASSES! THAT WAS A FUCKING TEST AND YOU ALL FAILED!)
The point is, keep fucking, just like business, no talking too much, no getting to know you, no see what you're doing when we're not mutually benefitting one another, nobody is owing anyone anythin, we both want to fuck, we love how eachother fucks and so we fuck...
Because I really don't give a shit... Do you like how I fuck? Do you want to keep getting fucked by me?
Even if I'm an asshole sometimes for whatever reason and I take it out on everyone? Well disregard that, we fuck only and maybe i'll feed you and send you on your way... Or spend the night, just nothing further than that...
No texts 20 times a day, asking what I'm doing... or calls to hang out because we enjoys each others company, or are into the same things, or she's pretending to (usually bitches who want you to marry them do this)
But to women that part is bonding, I guess to me it's somewhat lacking in that the relationships I've had, are very limited in interaction, at least, I know it is compared to friends I have on facebook, she's on neither my facebook, nor intsagram, definitely not my Twitter… that's my policy...
And she is cool, sweet, smart, funny, cute and wants to fuck and is ready to and compliments me nonstop, trying to stroke my ego...
I return the favors and before you know it, she thinks we're dating...
To me that shit's just not logical... I'm not going 8000 miles for any pussy, I don't care if it's (shit I don't know any celebrities anymore, because I don't watch TV)...
Regardless, let's say the hottest girl I've ever seen.... I wouldn't fucking do it...
OK maybe, but this girl wasn't the hottest girl I've ever seen either...
Not that she was ugly, she was cute as hell, and sweet, but not travel 8000 miles and to eat shitty food and stay through shitty weather for my vacation cute... and most certainly not turn down available and willing local pussy cute...
Maybe if she was in the Caribbean, Colombia, or Mexico, Most of South America, you know, places I know, or that have decent weather...
Either way, I didn't even stop fucking when I got married, how's this bitch think I'd stop for her? Bitch think she got superpowers...
(I mean 'African Americans', being as I don't want to utilize a politically incorrect term...
Although, I'm so well endowed; I should be allowed to use the 'N' word at my discretion) but in this case I am using it to make reference to myself; in which case, substituting it for 'individual' would be a more viable alternative...
However that would be too much effort, being as I've already written it; notwithstanding the fact that it would detract from the hipness of the original version of the statement...)
Just because you talk to them through private messages…
Ok, say we flirted, we liked each others photos, we did the whole PM thing, we exchanged photos of our respective genitalia and told one another what we were into...
The danger starts when you add them on social media, in this case, it was facebook, where I go to those facebook groups (which had a pretty big audience and she was the administrator of btw)
It's one of those where they post as edgy a shit as we dare one another to post, it's a fun, time waster, but mostly, a quick break from work, when I'm stressed out...
I enjoy using my humor, especially to a receptive audience, which is how she won me over...
I am attracted to smart women and smart women get my humor... If a girl looks like a professional model, with a perfect body, but doesn't get my jokes or remarks...Then she is out, I completely lose attraction for her...
I'll still fuck her, brutally, (don't get me wrong... unintelligent women turn me off, not turn me gay.)
But then I'd not want to talk to her a lot again... But if she wanted to fuck, then I'm there...
(but then I realized, that's what I want)
Because I don't want a relationship, those always fuck me up and I fall behind on months of work...
(I say that in all of my videos; at least three times a week in my personal life, and 5 times a day online)
But all of that innocent, light hearted online friendship, turned into an ugly, bitter, sour, jealous rage, the likes of which I haven't seen since I dated a teenager (like 5 years ago)
Either way; that I was subjected to as a result of liking her pictures and making flattering remarks...
So the question she chose to ask 'the hottest man on the planet' (her words) was "when was the last time you've had sex?"...
she could've asked anything; and yet she chose to ask that...
So I say "last night"
Then this broad flips her shit, blocks me from the group, unfriends me, all that shit and gets all psycho on me, as if I cheated on her...
But the thing is, the bitch is all the way the fuck in England...
So what's she saying? She wants me to stop fucking, just because we text each other a few times?
She knowing full well that this will one day be my livelihood, it's not like she hasn't seen my videos....
So she expects me to all of a sudden, cease and desist from performing in any and all sexual encounters, until further notice?
And she feels that she's entitled to that and it's appropriate out of respect for a few months of an online relationship, only a few weeks that were actually sexual in nature... which consisted of online banter, several messages, the sexually explicit remarks, or jokes, and a few personal ones in private about our respective days in general...
But that's exactly why I don't do this shit, as I said in the stewardess video...
That facebook and Instagram fucks with your head too much and that's exactly what you don't want out of a relationship..
Shit all I want is the sex with no emotions whatsoever...
OK, say we got close since we discussed the possibility of an encounter and we agreed even to make a video and publish it to see how it would do with my fans...
And I agreed to do it, the girl is cute and tiny, plus she wants it rough, as rough as i'm willing to give it... and she's not used to big ones, or very rough, but wants it, because she enjoys pain more than anything...
But she's 8000 miles the fuck away, but even if she was here, I'd still be banging other bitches, because I don't do relationships... I make that clear from the start... no add me on facebook, Instagram, nor aol, or what's that other one?
Myspace; that one... (took me about 45 mins to think of myspace) (k**ding, it was more like 45 seconds, give or take...)
But I guess that since she's not currently getting any; that I am not allowed to either... Bitch please... ??????
How do you expect me to stop fucking? All I'm saying is, if you don't want to know when the last time a nigga fucked... Then don't ask him... (duh) And don't ask me either, for that matter...
This actually happened, I should make this scene happen and contact her, right? She's a cute, tiny darked haired, gorgeous eyes and has a cute smile, she's an English girl...
On top of that, she's sweet, has a great sense of humor, enjoys mine, asks me questions about work and about my day...
Think I should call or message her?
(FUCK NO, DUMBASSES! THAT WAS A FUCKING TEST AND YOU ALL FAILED!)
The point is, keep fucking, just like business, no talking too much, no getting to know you, no see what you're doing when we're not mutually benefitting one another, nobody is owing anyone anythin, we both want to fuck, we love how eachother fucks and so we fuck...
Because I really don't give a shit... Do you like how I fuck? Do you want to keep getting fucked by me?
Even if I'm an asshole sometimes for whatever reason and I take it out on everyone? Well disregard that, we fuck only and maybe i'll feed you and send you on your way... Or spend the night, just nothing further than that...
No texts 20 times a day, asking what I'm doing... or calls to hang out because we enjoys each others company, or are into the same things, or she's pretending to (usually bitches who want you to marry them do this)
But to women that part is bonding, I guess to me it's somewhat lacking in that the relationships I've had, are very limited in interaction, at least, I know it is compared to friends I have on facebook, she's on neither my facebook, nor intsagram, definitely not my Twitter… that's my policy...
And she is cool, sweet, smart, funny, cute and wants to fuck and is ready to and compliments me nonstop, trying to stroke my ego...
I return the favors and before you know it, she thinks we're dating...
To me that shit's just not logical... I'm not going 8000 miles for any pussy, I don't care if it's (shit I don't know any celebrities anymore, because I don't watch TV)...
Regardless, let's say the hottest girl I've ever seen.... I wouldn't fucking do it...
OK maybe, but this girl wasn't the hottest girl I've ever seen either...
Not that she was ugly, she was cute as hell, and sweet, but not travel 8000 miles and to eat shitty food and stay through shitty weather for my vacation cute... and most certainly not turn down available and willing local pussy cute...
Maybe if she was in the Caribbean, Colombia, or Mexico, Most of South America, you know, places I know, or that have decent weather...
Either way, I didn't even stop fucking when I got married, how's this bitch think I'd stop for her? Bitch think she got superpowers...
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