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Watching Porn With Mum Mum? Yes lovey? They've been saying that boys like me are seeing too much... er, porm? Porn? Who's been saying that? It was on the news, Mum. Porm or porn or something. Its porn. Its short for pornography. Why are you asking? Well, I don't know what it is and I don't think I've seen it, but they say boys my age see it a lot. Well that's good that you haven't seen it Alan. You shouldn't be seeing it. Its not nice. But Mum, what is it? Why shouldn't I see it? I bet some of my friends at school have seen it. Well they shouldn't! I think I should ask them a… Weiterlesen

A Schoolboy's Surprise Hi Mum, guess what? They cancelled the sports afternoon so I'm home early! Oh God, what are you doing Mum? Are you... having sex with that man? In our lounge? And who is he? Oh God Alan! Oh er, hi man! Alan, I can explain... errr... This is Bob... He... I've been shagging yer Ma man! Its a regular thang. She loves m'big cock... Mum! Yes, look, I'm sorry Alan lovey. I didn't want you to find out... obviously! Its a secret. Your Dad mustn't find out... Please don't tell him! But... Look man, I can see you're shocked; seeing yer Ma all undressed and that; s… Weiterlesen

Buying That Mag – Losing My Virginity (Note: If pee play turns you off, skip over the italicised parts) Are you OK over there young man? Errr. Oh err. Yes thank you Miss. It's Mrs actually. Do you need any help? Its just that you've been quite a while, and I have to shut the shop up soon ... Oh, er no. Sorry. Err... I... er.. OK I'll take this please. Fine. Umm. Look, don't be embarrassed but.. well, I don't want you to waste your money. This magazine.. well, I'm sure you could do better. I'm sorry, what do you mean? Well I guess you saved up your pocket money to buy it d… Weiterlesen

That Passage In A Book – DP! I must tell you about something amazing that happened while I was a school-kid in the late sixties. With puberty raging my mates and my I would do our best to get as much information about girls and sex as we could. We swapped magazines like Carnival and Girl Illustrated between ourselves and devoured books like The Perfumed Garden and The Kama Sutra. These were all great, but of course we wanted more, and the icing on the cake would have been to actually have sex with a girl. Or even to see one naked. The magazines were all rather coy or airbrushed. You'd… Weiterlesen

If you have read my post entitled “Mother's Stories” I can tell you that the first part of Jane's Testimony is based on something that I actually did! It was in the early seventies and I was a teenager, living with my parents in a council house, with the puberty sap rising and an increasing interest in girls and nudie magazines. It began one evening purely by accident. In those days my parents were very conscious of costs and as a consequence we only had one bath a week, the water heated by an electric immersion heater which only went on on a Sunday evening. So, during the week the family used… Weiterlesen

My Amazing Spontaneous Mother – An Unforgettable Afternoon My school-friends John and Mark had come over to my house after school exams one day in Summer and we were sitting and chatting in our lounge, listening to records and generally relaxing. None of us had heard my Mum enter the house, which wasn't surprising really as we had the music quite loud and we were rather distracted by a girlie magazine that John had brought with him. It was nothing special by today's standards, but we appreciated it; we didn't have a source of anything stronger. This one featured a nice striptease for e… Weiterlesen

Naughty Photos Of Your Wife/Partner/Mum/Mom (Please note that this is purely produced for fun, as a result of research I have undertaken. It is not meant to encourage such behaviour, but may form the basis of some nice fantasies that you and your partner can play along with. Always get your partner's permission.) (For US readers what we call a mobile or mobile phone is what you call a cell or cell phone). Well we all want to have pix of our wives or mums or girlfriends as keepsakes don't we? And we'd like sexy shots too in many cases, so we have swimsuit pix on holidays, and so on. B… Weiterlesen

Mum's Outfits Hello Mum, what are you doing? Oh, Archie, I didn't see you there. Come in. I'm just trying on some outfits for this evening. What's happening this evening Mum? Oh, its just that its mine and your Dad's wedding anniversary and we're having a lovely evening in, after you're in bed, a nice meal and so on. Why do you need to try on outfits? Well its a special treat for your Dad. I'm going to wear things that he will like. What kind of special things? Well, if you must know, they're sexy things. Oh! Yes, nice things that make me look sexy and your Dad will love. Why… Weiterlesen

“Hello?” “Hi there Paul. Its Alan here. How are you?” “Oh, hi there young Alan. Yes we're all fine thanks. Haven't heard from you in a while. Hope everything is Ok with you?” “Yes, all fine here. How's Sue? Is she around?” “No, sorry, she's out at the moment; be back later. Do you want to book her?” “Yes please Paul. Hopefully tomorrow evening, or failing that the evening after?” “I'll take a look... Yes, tomorrow evening looks fine. How long will you want her for, the usual hour?” “Well, that's what I was going to check out with her. About the specification etc.” “You'll be wanting an… Weiterlesen

Caught! Part 2 Hi Mum. I'm home! Ah, good boy, Junior. Are you ready to..? oh...! You have Stevie with you! Yes Mum. I brought him home to.. to... err join us... Hello Mrs Jackson Oh, hello Stevie. Umm, Junior, can I have a private word please? Excuse us Stevie, a moment. 000ooo000 Junior, what are you playing at? I assumed we would have our usual after-school fun. I've got all my nice undies on! What's going on? Well, Stevie IS my best friend. And I know he'd love to see your knickers like I did... So... What? So, yes. I wanted him to join us and that you could show him your… Weiterlesen

The Extreme Village Event I'm so glad I was present when “It” happened! That's how the locals refer to it. Or they talk about “That Evening” or “The Event”! Anyway, I was very glad indeed that I was in our local rural village pub that evening. We have two pubs in the village, a posh one that does food and fancy stuff, and our rather basic one that is frequented almost exclusively by locals: farming folk, local tradesmen and so on. Jack, the landlord, is a nice guy and often holds lock-ins for his clientele, which often also includes even the local bobby. Jack's wife, Shirley, is one of… Weiterlesen

Mum Opens It was a normal Saturday morning, or at least I thought it would be! I'd had a bit of a sleep-in that morning and was still slightly dreamy when I woke up. I'd heard Dad leave the house earlier; I knew he was away for the weekend at a conference. So it was just me and Mum in the house. I left my bedroom and walked to the bathroom, passing my parent's door on the way. I glanced into their room and was stunned at what I saw! My mother was lying asleep in bed, the bedclothes thrown aside and she was naked from the waist down! Her nightdress had ridden up well above her waist and… Weiterlesen

Mummy? Yes, my love? You know you took me to see that film the other day? Escape to Athena? Yes, love? Well I've been having dreams about it. Strange dreams and strange feelings. Oh, why is that do you think? Was it scary? Did the guns and the fighting scare you? I'm sorry I shouldn't have taken you, but it said it was OK if an adult was with you. No Mummy, it wasn't the guns.... It was the lovely bit when the lady danced and took her clothes off. Oh! She looked so lovely and I was so excited by it, it made me feel all funny. I can't stop thinking about the lady... Oh, I see, well she… Weiterlesen

The Cousin (You may wish to view a few videos to prepare for this, as mentioned in the story: Look up the Sexmex vids, especially those featuring Vika Borja or Gali Diva, and also search for Japanese subtitled porn, preferably uncensored.) Well since this is a sex story, I'll set you some context. My wife and I had had a dry period in our sex life. Although I was up for it, my wife, Sue, was making excuses and clearly wasn't getting in the mood for sex whenever I actually managed to persuade her to participate. That began to change noticeably when she started reading those Shades Of G… Weiterlesen

Out Of The Blue I guess, since you're reading this on hamster, that you have seen my series of videos called “Striptease – My Favourite Part” which focus on that wonderful sexy time in a strip when all that is covering a woman's privates is the gusset of her panty or tights or whatever. Of course we all want to see what is covered, but there's something particularly erotic about knowing there's only a thin film of nylon between yourself and her wonders! And that, hopefully, the thin nylon film will be removed shortly... I had put the videos together from a series of shots I had found… Weiterlesen

Caught! (A First Draft Of Exploring Mum) Oh My Goodness! What the hell are you doing Junior? I'm sniffing your knickers Mum. The crotch bit... I can see that! Stop it, its disgusting! Why Mum. I like it! Because its a dirty thing to do. What made you think it was alright to do that? It IS alright Mum! Its lovely. Everybody does it... What? No, everybody does NOT do it! Where did you get that idea from? Well, my friends at school. They all do it. Everybody likes to smell their Mum's knickers, it makes us feel nice. Its a lovely smell, well not all the time, sometimes they don't s… Weiterlesen

Exploring Mum (Note: US audiences can do global search and replace Mom for Mum and Pantyhose for Tights.) Hello Alan lovey. Good day at school? No. Horrid. Double Latin and RE! Never mind. Tomorrow will be better, eh? No, I don't think so... Oh lovey, don't be so down in the dumps. Come and sit over here next to Mummy. Why are you so down, is it just school? No, its not really school. I just think things are so unfair. In what way? Well, I get these feelings. Bad feelings I suppose... What kind of bad feelings? About you Mum, about how I feel about you. I'm sorry but… Weiterlesen

In Court Court Official (CO): All Rise! We are here today to hear the case against Mr Steven Jones who is accused of outraging public decency. How do you plead? Mr Jones: Not Guilty. CO: The prosecutor will now bring the case. Albert Smith (AS) Prosecutor: I call my first witness – Matthew Pryke. Mr Pryke, will you outline exactly what transpired on Wednesday the sixth of May this year? Matthew Pryke (MP): Certainly. It was a very pleasant day and Mr Jones had his windows and curtains open. This meant I could see right into his house, in particular his bedroom. I could clearly see… Weiterlesen

The Amsterdam Sex Museum My wife and I have got quite adventurous in our sex life, in our old age. It was kicked off by my realisation that Sue was more interested in having sex after she read those Fifty Shades of Gray novels. At first she didn't believe my observation, but eventually I persuaded her to watch some porn on the telly in our bedroom to see what effect it had on her. After overcoming her reluctance I downloaded some British standard porn that was quite well shot and had clear visuals and dialogue. It was a typical “this would never happen in real life” scenario set in a c… Weiterlesen

“What Does DP Mean?” I guess I live quite a privileged life. After my marriage failed I managed to secure a job as estate manager for Lord and Lady Blenkstaff. I look after personnel and financial matters, and generally arrange my employers' affairs, holidays, social engagements etc. There is a cook and a personal ladies maid for her ladyship and for her s*******n year old daughter, the hon. Susan Blenkstaff; plus a gardener/handyman called Bob. One day we had quite an event. My employers were attending a horse show up north and I was just having a coffee in the main kitchen and catching up… Weiterlesen